“That’s what you said last time, dipshit! Yeah, I got a solution, you’re a dick! South Carolina, what’s up!”

Love it!

IN THE DEEPEST OF ANNOUNCER VOICES
“Meanwhile, the population exploded, and intelligence continued to decline until humanity was incapable of solving even it’s most basic problems. Like garbage, which had been stacked for centuries with no plan whatsoever leading to the Great Garbage Avalanche of 2505, which would set in motion the events that would change the world forever.”

I am 7th generation American and there has been a family member be it a cousin, nephew or uncle who has fought defending this great country of ours in every war since the beginning of America.

I can sympathize with your situation of divided cultures and nationality when you were growing up even though it is something I never had to experience first hand, I can imagine it was quite difficult to understand in your youth and it reminds me that just because someone is born here it does not always mean they benefit from the knowledge that they know no other land but this land as home.

United we stand, divided we fall.